"So, What do you write?"

1. Ads for the EAGLES

2. Clio-winning commercials

3. Scripts that get gold

4. Campaigns for brands on a mission

5. Brands in the freezer aisle

6. Brands with heart

7. And brands made of dough

8. Personal essays about nostalgia

9. And about my mom

10. Stories about Swishy Pants

11. And smoking weed with Wu-Tang

12. And sibling rivalry

13. And my favorite Guy, Fieri

14. I’ve also published a magazine

15. And some kind of poem

16. And I’ll write for you, too